emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

Otto Dix
Katze im mohnfeld. 1968Colour lithograph on smooth paper. 56 x 45.5 cm (66.9 x 56 cm)
nailtipflips:

breenewsome:

& somehow cops managed without a tank & tear gas. #ferguson #mikebrown #policebrutality #racism

Bloop.
annfriedman:

i received this gif in an email from my friend jessica guilfoyle. subject line: “everything”
appliq:

Next up going to see @queenofthenightnyc! Had to have matching nails, naturally. Such a good show #queenofthenightnyc #appliq #nailart #nailswag #nailwraps

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

wwwtxt:

danielrehn:
“How Coolness Defined the World Wide Web of the 1990s” via The Atlantic explains how crucial awards were to early net culture.

These recognitions were regarded as welcomed honors, visually stamped on the distinguished site with a graphical status icon that bestowed a mark of “quality.” Accumulate enough of these accolades and new awards.html pages would be erected to showcase the entire collection.
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: 404- File not found.